I don't usually arrange sex via text message
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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