i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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