i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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