so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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