So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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