Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
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