how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
