Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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