About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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