glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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