And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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