You surviving the open bar?
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FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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