Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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