Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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