Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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