We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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