At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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