Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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