the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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