I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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