no. you can't hotbox the world.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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