Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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