Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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