Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
