Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina