I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.