Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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