Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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