Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
