I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
This is the high leading the old right now
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
