Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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