The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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