Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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