Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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