As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i love accidental penises.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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