normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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