i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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