But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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