i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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