i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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