I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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