Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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