Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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