I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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