Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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