Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
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this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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