fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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