Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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