My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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