Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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