the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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