trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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