nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
