You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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